Humor: it's you only...

JayVee

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It’s you only faster, according to Specialized. But I wonder what it would sound like if other brands used the same slogan.


It’s humor folks… Not to be taken too seriously… ;)


Rad: It’s you, only with more money left in your pocket afterwards.

Yamaha PW: It’s you, but only above 90RPM. Otherwise it’s us…

Stromer: It’s you and anything else you want it to be. Only it will cost you a wad of cash.

Fazua: It’s you, only minus 25 pounds...

Giant: It's you, only with Giant muscles...

Juiced: It’s you only more bike mechanic.

Pedego: It’s you and us. Because only we can write such a beautiful love story together.

Haibike: It’s you, only you’ll have to decide which of our 97 models and 27 frames sizes suits you best.

Tern: It’s you but not only you. You could take someone else along.

Bafang kit: It’s you only with much dirtier hands.

Vivax: It’s us, only don’t tell anyone.
 
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ebikemom

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@JayVee , I love this thread and couldn't think of anything to add, till I thought of this!

Faraday: It's you, all by yourself, because we're out of business.

But that's probably not funny to the folks who bought their lovely bicycles!
 

JayVee

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@JayVee , I love this thread and couldn't think of anything to add, till I thought of this!

Faraday: It's you, all by yourself, because we're out of business.

But that's probably not funny to the folks who bought their lovely bicycles!
It’s difficult to think of good ones and to not be too mean. The easiest way is to think what really makes the essence of a company. Sometimes people might not get it, because it’s too subtle...

R&M: It’s for you and only you. Because that’s how we build them...

Riese and Muller ships a lot of build to order bikes...
 
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AlanDB

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For some reason, this thread has me humming the old Harry Nilsson hit with slightly modified lyrics ...

Me and my Arroyo
Straighter than narrow
Wherever we go, everyone knows
It's me and my Arroyo

Me and my Arroyo
Taking the high road
Wherever we go, everyone knows
It's me and my Arroyo

And in the morning when I wake up
Where will we go, I don't know
And if we wake up just to ride on
We'll carry on, oh yes, we will

Me and my Arroyo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, straighter than narrow
Wherever we go, every one knows
It's me and my Arroyo

:);)
 
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john peck

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It’s you only faster, according to Specialized. But I wonder what it would sound like if other brands used the same slogan.


It’s humor folks… Not to be taken too seriously… ;)


Rad: It’s you, only with more money left in your pocket afterwards.

Yamaha PW: It’s you, but only above 90RPM. Otherwise it’s us…

Stromer: It’s you and anything else you want it to be. Only it will cost you a wad of cash.

Fazua: It’s you, only minus 25 pounds...

Giant: It's you, only with Giant muscles...

Juiced: It’s you only more bike mechanic.

Pedego: It’s you and us. Because only we can write such a beautiful love story together.

Haibike: It’s you, only you’ll have to decide which of our 97 models and 27 frames sizes suits you best.

Tern: It’s you but not only you. You could take someone else along.

Bafang kit: It’s you only with much dirtier hands.

Vivax: It’s us, only don’t tell anyone.
Nailed it!