Since you're being so serious, I will too.This is getting off topic. All calculators have rounding error. All tape measures are wrong.
I'm not married to this bike.
edit: I never thought I owned my spouse. The thought never crossed my mind till now. I find the thought repugnant.
Item 1: It was a joke
Item 2: You'll notice that I rephrased what you said to
owned a calculator or tape measure or been married?
I didn't say anything about owning a spouse.
Item 3: It was a joke